Saturday, December 13, 2008

Even God has a Sense of Humour

God was in the process of creating the universe.And he was explaining to his subordinates"Look everything should be in balance.
For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes..

And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests.But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would
have to cut off the forests...So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.


One of the angels asked..."God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"God said........ "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA",My most precious creation.It has understanding and friendly People.Sparkling streams and serene mountains.A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....The angel was quite surprised: "But god you said everything should be in balance.

"God replied --"Look at the neighbor country I gave them."

PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHENEVER YOU'RE USING A PC AT A PUBLIC PLACE (Like INTERNET CAFES..ETC).

PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHENEVER YOU'RE USING A PC AT A PUBLIC PLACE (Like INTERNET CAFES..ETC). CHECK THE REAR OF THE PC AND SEE IF THE BELOW DEVICE IS THERE..IF SO..DO NOT USE IT!!!!

New storing device fits at the end of the keyboard cable connecting to the PC specialized to save all typed keys in it… Mostly could be used in net cafes, exhibitions, hotels and airports therefore be careful especially the people who use the internet in these places to enter their bank accounts online or any other important sites.After you enter the bank account and leave the PC it will be easy to open your account again as all what you have typed has been saved in the Black device. Therefore, you should check the PC for any suspicious piece behind it before using the net in public places for important sites.

The most beautiful philosophical illustration of hope and why people stick around...........

Ek Gadha:- yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.
Dusara Gadha:- to tu bhag kyu nahi jata.

Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai ...malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat kar ti hai to malik kehta hai, "teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga...!" bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon.

Keeping Hopes may not improve your future, but it will certainly reduce the pain of Today